i showed this to my sister and she slapped me
if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha
i’m a man
i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them
You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:
“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)
New favorite film genre: Scarlett Johansson destroying people.
Hugging tip #54: hug for just a bit too long and whisper ‘hail hydra’ into their ear
"I’m such a fool I can’t be free!”
This actually hurts. Because at this point in the movie that’s exactly how Elsa sees herself. As a villain.
I’ve been waiting for this
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
BLESS RITA ORA
dont ask me to stop reblogging this bc i will not stop
Who the hell runs this account