Make do and mend.

Logical, yet entirely too emotional.

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captainlucifer:

erocsan:

captainlucifer:

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

i’m a man

(via charleywren)

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twistedviper:

missmeaganlouise:

You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)

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(via bozartorchedthemeadow)

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tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(via melanieah)

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parents:
okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock:
11:01
me:
they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
clock:
3am
me:
*sleeping*
parents:
WERE HOME LET'S ANNOUNCE OUR ARRIVAL WITH GONGS